Jennifer Aniston dons black bikini, bends over for the paparazzi

It must be a month ending in “y” or “er” because Jennifer Aniston is once again in a bikini, posing ass-out for the paparazzi. To her credit, her ass is spectacular, even though from here it looks a little sunburned. Of course, even from the distance, I feel more like her gynecologist (or proctologist) than a casual observer. This reminds me of that other time she posed ass-out for the paps. Or that other time. Or that other time. Aniston’s ass is pretty much a Cabo San Lucas landmark at this point. And please, don’t start in with the “she didn’t know the paps were there” argument. She knew. She goes to this place – Joe Francis’s resort/mansion – three times a year (at least) and gets pap’d every time. Her ass wanted attention, and The Ass got it.

Also – in many of these photos, Aniston is with that same Budget Johnny Weir looking dude (NOT Chelsea Handler!). Some sites are still trying to play it like he’s the new boyfriend, but my guess is still that he’s probably some new member of Aniston’s entourage. Perhaps a hair or makeup guy? And I’d also guess that his boyfriend is seriously pissed that Budget Weir spent the holidays with Aniston.

Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin.

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