Jessica Biel tries to convince us that Gerard Butler is pining away for her
I apologize to the commenter who gave us the tip that Gerard Butler and Jessica Biel have been spending time together in Louisana. I forget both the commenter’s name, and what thread it was on. Suffice to say, Commenter X mentioned that Gerard and Jessica had been spotted eating together in a public restaurant in Shreveport. They’re working together right now in Playing the Field, the rom-com where Gerry is playing a soccer coach. Anyway, Us Weekly has a story up right now that is similar to our commenter’s tip. Only now I just want to pull out my slut shank and take care of Jessica Biel once and for all. Just as soon as my rage headache dissipates.
Justin who? Just five days after announcing her split with beau of four years Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel was spotted cozying up to her Playing the Field costar Gerard Butler.
Currently filming the flick in Shreveport, Louisiana, Biel, 29, and the 300 hunk, 41, were first spotted out for a crew member’s birthday at a Japanese restaurant on March 15.
“When Gerry got there, he made a beeline for Jessica,” an eyewitness tells Us. “He was really flirting with her.”
Two nights later, the duo was seen throwing back margaritas at a Mexican restaurant. And that’s not all, Biel and Butler shared two more dinners later that week!
Still a source close to the actress says, “She only wants to be friends.”
For all the details on their canoodling, check out this weeks Us Weekly.
[From Us Weekly]
Bitch, you wish. I have no doubt that this item was dropped into Us Weekly by Biel’s publicist. While Gerard isn’t really the cream of the A-list crop, being associated with him would certainly be useful to Biel, publicity-wise. But I’ve got to throw a “bitch, please” at “a source close to the actress says, ‘She only wants to be friends.’” Like Gerard is just so hard up that he’s pining away for the bland ass. Now, I’m sure Gerard wouldn’t mind hitting it – he’s a slut, after all. But until Biel gives it up, I’m sure Gerard is knee-deep in Shreveport ass.
Also – Biel knew that she was going to be starring with Gerard when she and Timberlake broke up. Was she preparing Gerard as her jumpoff? I say no – just because I think she would have much better luck with Bradley Cooper, who might be a more willing participant in whatever shenanigans she wants to pull. Gerard isn’t interested in having an “official girlfriend” for his “image”. He’s fine with his happy-go-lucky womanizer image.
Note to Gerard: This is not the way to win my heart. Back away from the Biel. Slowly.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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